tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post3359360668695632941..comments2024-03-26T05:30:19.268-04:00Comments on E, Myself, and I: Lesson 7: Gross FactorEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09280580738133742344noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-34364136443574082082012-10-14T21:11:46.911-04:002012-10-14T21:11:46.911-04:00The bigger they get, the bigger the poops. Just w...The bigger they get, the bigger the poops. Just wait till he's 2 and half.... Now that's a diaper!Carolyn Watson Dubischnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-47715360529164557532012-10-14T09:33:15.350-04:002012-10-14T09:33:15.350-04:00I can't really think of anything that terrible...I can't really think of anything that terrible, which makes me think that I have developed a very strong stomach over the last 2 1/2 years. I'm also lucky that my gals have never had a stomach bug (knock on wood), so I've never dealt with vomit or diarrhea. Also, my daughters were fierce spitters as infants, so I got over a lot of the ickiness of babyhood very early on.Sandra Kohlmannnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-19061671050677559442012-10-13T21:57:29.336-04:002012-10-13T21:57:29.336-04:00I would have to say when you have the rather large...I would have to say when you have the rather large diaper blowout in the car seat....with no extra diaper or wipes to be found because you forgot the diaper bag....are a good distance away from home....the car air conditioner doesn't work and its raining outside....and they are having fun "playing" with this mess....yeah....<br /><br />That is when you have the husband release the whole car seat, and I mean the large convertible kind from the back seat and place it directly with child still strapped inside into the bath tub. Oh the crevices that stuff finds its way into!Erin Geddeshttp://www.facebook.com/erin.geddes.12noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-56145494544684849382012-10-13T18:24:31.909-04:002012-10-13T18:24:31.909-04:00Your post totally reminded me: One time I picked u...Your post totally reminded me: One time I picked up the newspaper from outside and threw it on the couch really quick so I could put my son down for a nap. When I came back to the couch and picked up the paper, there was a smelly disgusting pile of poo under the paper. I gasped and wondered when my son had pooped on the couch? Did it slide out of his diaper? Why didn't I notice it before?<br /><br /><br />Then I realized... it was a squished snail. I almost threw up.<br /><br /><br />You know you are a mom when... you would rather have poop smeared on you couch then a smashed gooey snail. HA!mrsmarieosbornenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-76352634437964489882012-10-13T10:17:55.763-04:002012-10-13T10:17:55.763-04:00I KNOW I can gross you out......my middle child wo...I KNOW I can gross you out......my middle child would nap, wake up (unbeknownst to us), poop, take off her diaper and "paint" her crip, wall, arms, legs. DIS.GUS.TING!!! After many tips from a mom forum, what finally solved our problem, was duct taping her diaper! The ends had to meet in the back however or she could still get her diaper off! Store this solution in the back of your brain, I DO hope you never need it though! Come on......admit it.......you are TOTALLY grossed out, aren't you?!?Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09162433965230406853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-25407252837591756292012-10-12T22:17:07.608-04:002012-10-12T22:17:07.608-04:00Sometimes my kid pushes his poop out with so much ...Sometimes my kid pushes his poop out with so much force that he vomits.Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10404074965397514060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-90098487618762507002012-10-12T18:56:57.619-04:002012-10-12T18:56:57.619-04:00I was puked on this morning while we were sitting ...I was puked on this morning while we were sitting on the couch (I know she had a bug, because when I went to get her up this morning, she was laying in tons of carrot puke). That crib puke was gross but being puked ON 4 times was pretty gross too. Let me get real gross and tell you that it was pretty much all curdled milk and looked like feta cheese. And surprisingly, greek food still sounds appetizing. haha!Kaseynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4697741219507547157.post-41055293088949604682012-10-12T15:02:44.669-04:002012-10-12T15:02:44.669-04:00Watermelon vomit was pretty bad ... And on the mo...Watermelon vomit was pretty bad ... And on the morning of my birthday, no less!! ;)Emily Rebronoreply@blogger.com