If you've been reading my blog for any significant amount of time, you know that my experiences at the gym are always... interesting, to say the least. This evening, of course, was no exception. Literally, the ONLY thing that got me through the kickboxing class was pondering in my head over and over again...
Which is worse????
..... That the entire aerobics room is surrounded in mirrors. (I know some people actually look GOOD in exercise clothing, but honestly, this is like ancient Chinese torture techniques.)
..... That there are women in the class that are literally 2.5 times my age and do not break a sweat!
OR
..... That the INSTRUCTOR was eight months PREGNANT and PUT... ME... TO... SHAME!
(Those of you that have had babies, PLEASE tell me this is not normal! I'm not sure I can take much more!)
I havent HAD a baby, but am totally pregnant and CANT imagine doing that....but, I was never a huge aerobic guru to begin with...I'd most definitely die. haha
ReplyDeleteWhen I was working out like it was my job (what I like to refer to as my exercise "glory days") - there was an instructor that taught BodyJam (think Jazzercise on CRACK) and Cycle until her water broke. She acted like the belly was an annoying appendage that soon enough wouldn't be there anymore ... yes I felt pathetic.
ReplyDeleteThen again, that was her 5th. When I'm on baby number 5 I sure I'm right there with her!
I love the way you put your stories into words-your hilarious! And you do not give yourself enough credit, I bet half the girls in the class are admiring your perfect bangs!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should have seen those "perfect bangs" slicked back in a greasy hand-banded mess. :) Love you Nikki!
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