Are you in the market for Mr. Right? Do you have lots of single guy friends always asking you to set them up that you just know could make some lucky girl's dreams come true? If so, you will LOVE my new project...
And so, without further adeiu, I'd like to introduce you to the first ever E, Myself, & I recommended bachelor...
Joe Doe
(Name changed to protect from excessive fans and stalking, of course)
This handsome face hales from the city with the most fountains per capita in the world; but, his out-going and passionate personality has helped him make the Star City home. At 24, he is already a home-owner, successful Master of Accounting, and self-made thousandaire. While he spends his days counting and calculating, by night he can be found mentoring America's youth, surfing YouTube, or enjoying a challenging game of Settlers of Catan by candle-light.
Joe Doe is looking for someone with a "bubbly personality" to spend rainy nights cuddled on the couch watching The Notebook, and sunny days frolicking on forest trails with... In the words of his idol, He IS READY AND WILLING to give the world one less lonely girl.
Act now - this one won't last long!!
Act now - this one won't last long!!
*If you know another Mr. Perfect who you think would like to be featured as a Bachelor of the Week, simply email his photo (formal poses preferred, but not required) and a short biography to e@emyselfandi.com.
Hmmmm....I'm 38. Could your next "John Doe" be more my age?? :)
ReplyDeleteOh wow. How do I get in touch with this man? Nothing gets me like Settlers by candlelight.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a fabulous idea!!
ReplyDeleteummmm seriously, this is the best idea ever!!!
ReplyDeleteI seriously just laughed out loud. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYour blog is so fun, I love this!
ReplyDeleteDo you have any picture of him with his shirt off?
ReplyDeleteAs someone who knows "Joe Doe" I would just like to formally recommend him to anyone interested. I give him 5 out of 5 stars for awesomeness and if I had a single sister (all three of mine are currently married or dating people) I'd make...um, suggest that she date "Joe Doe." =)
ReplyDeleteI found your blog at Oxford Impressions. I love this idea---so much fun. I am sure Joe Doe will have a girlfriend very soon...
ReplyDeleteThis is such a cute idea. JD seems like a very nice guy. I'm married (and too old for him) and my sister (who is his age) is engaged, but if I knew any single girls in their 20s...
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like the male version of me - haha! I, too, am a Master of Accountancy (CPA to be exact), brand new homeowner and single! My sister (older and married) found your blog somehow, and she told me that I needed to check out your blog. Feel free to send Mr. Doe down to Auburn, AL for a little visit! :)
ReplyDeletePS..I left you a little surprise on my blog :0
ReplyDeleteI second Sarah Janey's recommendation and I vote for Amanda to get the date!! I'll stay tuned;)
ReplyDeleteShelly
Girl, this is cracking me up. What a funny idea! Love it.
ReplyDeleteI love Joe Doe! Thanks for sharing him with the blog world!
ReplyDeleteOk..I just found your blog through Kelley's "Show us you...." link...and I have to say I'm diggin' this part of your blog, lol...UNFORTUNATELY, they're too young...sigh...BUT, if you ever come along one in the late 40's (she says as she ducks, lol) let me know! I just turned 50, love the LORD and don't look my age, lol.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, love this part of your blog!
And I forgot to add that I'm a first grade teacher! WOOOHOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteJust found your blog and am from Roanoke as well would love to know if he is still single.
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