Whatever... :)
Dear Parenthood Seasons 1 - 4 on Amazon Prime free instant streaming, thank you for getting me through the last four days of insane paper grading and laundry folding. I couldn't have done it without you.
Dear Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte, I'm sorry for ever saying I didn't like you. I take it back. You are delicious.
Dear nurses at the pediatrician's office that always answer the helpline (eventually), I'm sorry for calling you incessantly. I am considering creating a fake name for future calls so that you at least think you aren't talking to the crazy mom who worries about everything again.
Dear $20 leopard print tuxedo flats from Target, thank you for
making me feel partially trendy and put-together on days when my hair
looks like a squirrel's nest, my shirt is wrinkled, and I have bags under
my eyes.
Dear Sam's incredible babysitter Jennifer, thank you for
loving my boy so well when I'm not there, for unloading my dishwasher
every.single.morning, and for not judging me for leaving my bed unmade
and my underwear on the bathroom floor.
Dear "little man" clothes, I'm sorry for judging you before I even knew you. I might think you are kind-of cute now. (Or maybe it's just the pumpkin hat!)
Hey E,
ReplyDeleteYou're post made me smile this morning! I love the part about the unmade bed and underwear on the bathroom floor...I'm guilty too.
I'm a new reader, and I love your honest, heart-felt posts!
Kelsie
Sorry I meant your not you're! Grammar bad! Ugh... My English professors are so ashamed!
DeleteThat little pumpkin hat mixed with the "little man" outfit is one of the absolute cutest things I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI love this post E. It's sort of like your weekly confessions :)
ReplyDeleteYay for crossing over to little man clothes! You won't regret it :)
ReplyDeleteOnce again - hysterical! Great blog post and I can so relate. I want to thank my babysitter for folding my laundry for me (including my undies) and not judging the unmade beds, dirty dishes in the sink, and dog hair gathered in the corner. Love your blog!
ReplyDeleteCant get over how precious baby looks.. omg. Love-aunt b ;)
ReplyDeleteit's thank yous and i'm sorries...
ReplyDeleteplural, not possession, hardly anyone even stops to think about which is correct, lead the way!!