The Bachelor Superlatives

I told you I'd be back to fun today! Seriously, how can you go from talking about surrender and using big terms like self-fulfilling prophecy to gushing over reality TV dating?  Watch and learn, friends... Watch and learn. ;)

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So, did you watch?  I realize most of America was watching the National Championship or something "educational" like Downton Abbey last night... BUT, I hope I wasn't the only one watching the season premier of The Bachelor.  What can I say?  I totally think it is superficial trash, but it is fun and it is a great excuse to drink wine and gab with my mom and girlfriends for two hours once a week.  There.

With that said, I like Sean a lot.  He wasn't necessarily my pick for Emily; but, I think he's super cute, and I love that he seems to be a genuinely good guy. (You like how I used the word genuine to describe someone on The Bachelor?)  Did anyone else notice that he prayed before the first girls showed up in the limo?  (For the cameras or not, that takes some guts.) Anyway, I hope the show doesn't ruin him and turn him into a sleeze between now and the "overnight" dates.  Time will tell.

Anyway, today, I'd like to talk about the truly important matters of the show - like fashion and faux pas; and, to do so, I thought I'd award some high school yearbook style SUPERLATIVES for this season.  Here goes:

Best Dressed

Leslie M.
(I wasn't the biggest fan of her football entrance, but I think she's cute and I like seeing a smart, professional, southern belle. She's one of my top picks for the win. FYI.)

Runner Up: Robyn

(This was a close competition.  I think I got distracted by her awful fall; but, I really love this dress.)

Most in Need of a Stylist

 Diana

(Although, there was some tough competition for this one.)

Best Accent

Kacie B.  

(I thought she was the cutest thing on Ben's season, and I still do.  BUT, I didn't hear much of her accent in the previews?!?)

Most Awkward Entrance

 Lindsay the bride (how awkward was that kiss? #wishIhadherguts)

Biggest Train Wreck

Ashley P.

(*Bonus* Favorite Quote of the Night: "I brought my rape spray." Hahaha!)

Most Likely to go Crazy After Being Eliminated

Paige 
(I don't know what it is, but I just don't trust that girl.)

Most Confused about What Show She Is On

 Brooke 

(Was it just me, or did she totally seem like an aspiring diva on The Voice or something?)

Biggest Surprise

Tierra

(Totally wouldn't have pegged her as the first to get a rose, OR the villain of the gang.  It looks like both are true!)

Most Under-Rated

 Amanda
(She's beautiful and very classy looking, and I don't even remember if she got eliminated or not.)

So, do you agree with my awards? What would you change? Who is your prediction for the next Mrs. Lowe? (I seriously have NO idea yet.)

*All photos from ABC unless otherwise noted.

P.S. Get your confessions ready for my Midweek link-up tomorrow!  Come on' join the over-sharing club!