Then today, he came in my room with this sneaky/serious face. He put his arm around me in a fatherly kind of way, looked down at my dress, and said real sweetly: "Are you expecting?"
Nope. Just bloated. (And I actually thought I looked kind-of good today.)
Wonderful.
Friendship - OFF.
Diet - ON.
Uggg... I guess that's what I get for posts like this.
(Here's a bit of Pregnancy Etiquette for the rest of the world... NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant. NOTHING good can come from it!)
so funny, but so NOT funny.
ReplyDeletei feel bad for your janitor friend, but you should NEVER ask, just assume when she's ready to pop!!
oh my goodness!!! haven't people learned yet not to ask that question? seriously! so sorry dear!
ReplyDeleteNOWAY!!!!! E-my phone died yesterday-I just got a new one about an hour ago, I will transfer my numbers over-thats why it cut off. The package is on the way!!!
ReplyDeleteOh awkward man! hehe, maybe he has a problem and not you looking preggers :)
ReplyDeleteWow! I love insensitive people who open their mouths without thinking.
ReplyDeleteWow--when will people learn that this is perhaps THE BIGGEST social faux pas?!
ReplyDeleteI really don't think it has anything to do with the way you look. The style of clothing right now is very flowing and unstructured. A lot of the tops and dresses I wear could be mistaken for maternity.
It happened to me at the last JL meeting too!-- Jennifer L.
ReplyDeleteYikes!!! You definitely don't need friends like that. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, he must have been so embarassed! Should have known better, though.
ReplyDeleteI agree! I NEVER ask! lol
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