One of my colleagues just asked if I would be here for "The Writing Test," which is THREE WEEKS from now. As in, are you going to have the baby before then?
I mean, really? I'm almost NINETEEN weeks pregnant. Pregnancy lasts FORTY weeks.
I know people say ridiculous things when you are pregnant. I was prepared for this. But, honestly, I'm still caught off guard sometimes.
I know I'm big. I feel huge. But really, do I look like I'm about to pop? Have you ever seen a woman who really is "about to pop"? Am I that much bigger than every other 19 week pregnant lady in the world? Really? (18 week picture here)
(And, not to be vain or brag or awkward... But my weight gain and measurements are right on track... Maybe even on the low end --- which is only because I was overweight to begin with... But still.)
Just had to vent. And maybe warn you not to say things like that to pregnant women. I don't really care if you touch my belly... I'm fine with that. But, could you please just tell me I look cute and not like a gigantic beast? That's why I like you blog readers. (Among other reasons.)