Monday, November 14, 2011

A Letter from Addy

Dear Damn Baby,

News Flash: When I was a mere eight weeks old, I left my mother (the one who birthed me and fed me), went to live in a new home, with new parents, and started eating out of a bowl on the floor.  You have CLEARLY outstayed your welcome here by almost ten weeks...

Mom and Dad keep saying that we are going to be "friends," but... so far, I'm skeptical.  I've yet to find anything you're actually good for.  You can't throw a ball.  You can't give me treats.  And, when I try to pay you a little attention by nibbling on your toes, I get yelled at. 

Speaking of getting yelled at, I can't so much as bark at the prissy little dogs walking by our house without getting a stern look; but you?  You scream like there's no tomorrow, even in the middle of the night.

Likewise, you poop all.the.time, and IN THE HOUSE, at that.  Disgusting, and so immature.  If I pulled that, I'd be out in the yard for the next three days.  But, what do YOU get?  Just another toy or even MORE attention.

What has this household come to?

Listen here Baby... Before your arrival, I ran this show. Now, I'm nothing but a big pillow for your highness. 

I've been patient, but I'm about to take drastic measures (i.e. holding an elephant - or a certain squeaky giraffe - hostage).  Consider this your warning.

Your older and hairier sister,


P.S. Yes, Sam has a big scratch on his face in that first picture.  No, I did not do it.  What kind of animal do you think I am?!?


  1. My furry baby Bailey STILL has not recovered from the addition of our son to the house. It's been 3 years, you'd think she would ahve adjusted by now! Sam is SUPER cute!

  2. I love Addy. She is precious. She and Sam will be great friends when he starts eating table food.

  3. Gosh Addy, your parents are real jerks. I bet you can't wait til you grow up and can move out.

  4. Love it! I can't wait to see how my lab reacts to his new baby brother in March. We shall see.....

  5. Omg I'm laughing so hard right now!! LOVE IT!!

  6. So funny! You don't know me but I've been reading your blog for a long time now. Both of your babies are SO cute and I just love this letter from Addy! Keep writing, you have a way with words and I look forward to every new post :-)

  7. OMG! This post makes me laugh out loud!
    I'm sorry I haven't commented in a while (... several months??? oops!) but my life has been CRAZY and didn't have time to read blogs and comment.


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