Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Dating Lessons from The Bachelorette

As you know, I have quite a few "bachelors" and "bachelorettes" in my life.  And, as you also know, it's been awhile since I've been in the dating world myself... So, I've compiled a little Top Ten list of dating lessons learned from last night's episode of The Bachelorette.

1. Guys DIG blonde hair.  They like to say that they prefer the "natural" look, but the truth is: they just like LONG and BLONDE.
2. Crying after your first kiss is a great way to turn a girl on.  (P.S. I may or may not have done this in real life.)

3. It is NOT at all awkward to make-out in a hot tub in front of six other guys who happen to be dating the same girl.
4. It IS romantic to stalk girls... Especially when said stalking involves walking three miles or so on crutches to show her photographs of your family.  Very cute.

5. It is easiest to get to know someone in the "real world" when you are playing house in a mansion with video cameras surrounding you.

6. Wearing a bridesmaid's dress on a date is PERFECTLY appropriate. (I've been waiting for someone to turn this into a trend.)

7. A Texas Tuxedo (denim on denim) is class-y in formal settings. (Jesse?)

8. Nothing says "responsible provider" quite like "Entertainment Wrestler."

9. By week four of dating, if you aren't flying around the world, you.can.do.better.

10. Chris Harrison is absolutely VITAL to your dating life.

Hope you learned something! :)

Hey, did I call Kirk & Frank or what?!?! 
  

5 comments:

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  2. I'm obsessed with you and your hilarity. Well said, E, Well said....


    and if you laugh in a high pitched ditzy girl it's not really that funny kinda way? weathermen will swwoooonnnn!

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  3. haha I love your tips! I can't decide how I feel about crutches man... he seems a little too sappy for me! Roberto is a babe:)

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  4. I'm on MET for JLRV next year. What committee are you on? Jen

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  5. I don't actually watch this show, but it's been so funny reading all the commentaries!

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