Thursday, February 2, 2012

Deciphering Your Wife 101

Not that I know any of this from personal experience, but... Men, take note!

She says:

"Does this outfit look ok?"

You say:

Option A: It really does - tell her so.  In fact, make a big deal about how great she looks.

Option B: It is not your favorite, but she clearly likes it and/or is running late - tell her it looks good.

Option C: She is not in a hurry AND adds "you can tell me the truth" or "I really want your honest opinion" - tell her you don't love it, but that she can pull it off if she really wants to.

Option D: Her butt is hanging out/she looks like a porn star/she might lose her job if she wears it to work - just say "your butt is hanging out/ you look like a porn star/ you might lose your job if you wear that to work."  Some women just need to be told.

Note: Under NO circumstances do you say a woman looks fat.  Even if Option C or D apply.

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P.S.  I've got a little Bachelor of the Week action in store for you tomorrow... Get ready!! :)

8 comments:

  1. Just FYI this single Virginia girl is really excited you're doing the Bach of the Week again

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  2. All of these are SO true! Can't wait for your Bachelor of the Week!

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  3. Haha this post is so true. I'm going to show this to my man later - he'll get a kick out of it. :)

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  4. haha love this- i used to look at those comics all the time online!

    new to your blog- love it! and I think we may even live kindof near each other!

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  5. BAHAHA this is so funny!
    I love this!!

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  6. Love this- I just sent it to my husband! I'm pregnant and he has no idea how to answer me right now when I ask him about how an outfit looks on me.

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  7. This post cracked me up when i read it. SO TRUE. ;)

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